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If you're reading this, you'll probably also realize that I haven't done a real update in a (long) while. And if you were hoping that this is a real update, then sorry to disappoint you. I'll write something after I get over all of my work/responsibilities/ obligations/excuses.

Don't hold your breath.

Eee - Ess - Tee.

I hate you, EST. I hate you and everything you stand for: English for Science and Technology.

And if you didn't get that, you probably don't deserve to.

I don't need glasses.

The Pessimist:
"The glass is half-empty."

The Optimist:
"The glass is half-full."

The Engineer:
"The glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

Funny stuff.

Happy 2008, everyone.