Too Much Pie.

Too much pi leads to a large circumference.

No one really wants to be taught how to fish.

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Light a man afire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Coke: $5.00.

The world is like a hotel room; You check-in, empty its refrigerator, and leave.

The True Meaning of Merdeka.

"Silly string: 3 for RM10."

South Africa doesn't want your help.

The scariest bit is that she won her state's pageant.