Because in Soviet Russia, I'm funny.

In Soviet Russia, Internet searches you!

Get high on life. It's cheaper.

Because High School Musical has been upstaged.

..Not that it was really difficult, or anything.

Lies!

The table of "nutritional" facts ever-present on bags of potato chips imply that that potato chips are, in fact, nutritional. Mr. Potato, you deceiver, you.

Filling in the empty space.

Really.

Shattering your definitions of "Shortest Post Ever". Est 2006.