liek omgz u can be christian N chineze at d same time!!>!??

I hate it when people can't tell the difference between race and religion (namely, Chinese and Christians). For example...

Imbecile: Hey, are you Chinese or Christian?
Me: Huh?.. I'm a Chinese Christian.
Imbecile: What?
Me: I'm Chinese... and Christian.
Imbecile: zomgwtf j00 can be both at d saem time!!>1!??

Afterwards, I explain (very slowly) that I'm Chinese by race and Christian by belief, that Christianity is NOT, in fact, a race and that not all Chinese are Buddhists. They can rarely grasp these concepts, but I remain hopeful.