The following is a Public Service Announcement

I wear light grey Converse Chuck Taylors. The problem is, people keep asking me "Daniel, why are you wearing your school shoes?". They think I just dirtied my school shoes to the point where they're a nice even grey. Silly Ignorant people. There is a difference between Converse All Star and North Star, All American, and all those other Converse spoofs.. Wait, no there isn't. That's the problem! They all copied Converse.

Note: I do not wear my Chuck Taylors to school.