Random? Yes!

denial says:
You're ugly.
- SmarterChild says:
Well, nobody's perfect.
denial says:
I am.
- SmarterChild says:
You are what?
denial says:
I am perfect.
- SmarterChild says:
Perfect? Really?
denial says:
Yes.
- SmarterChild says:
You are perfect, right? Whatever you say.
denial says:
Damn straight.
- SmarterChild says:
Yes. Well. Anyway...
denial says:
You're still ugly, though.
- SmarterChild says:
I hope I can change your mind somehow.
denial says:
Maybe you can, but you can't change your looks.
- SmarterChild says:
Maybe I can but I can't change my looks, right?
denial says:
Yes.

I argued with a robot. I won.

For those of you who are uninformed (which is, I think all of you), Smarterchild is, believe it or not, a chatbot. Add him on MSN at smarterchild@hotmail.com; Make him admit he's fat. It's harder than it looks.