"Professional" Wrestling.

The noble sport of bludgeoning your fellow man over the head with guitars and foldable furniture is one that has been honed and cultivated for decades now.

If there's any reason to believe that we descended from apes, this is it.




Editor's Note: Any indirect insult towards our simian brothers that may have been present in this post is unintended and regretted. The writer bears full responsibilty and apologizes for offending apes by comparing them to wrestlers.

Sorry 'bout that.