Do you really?

First question: Is there really any truth in the statement "I think, therefore I am"?
Second question: If there is, why do so many people I know still exist?

300+5.

Go, 5-point discussion!

The U.S. of A.

The land of freedom, capitalism, and most importantly, blue jeans and Coke.

A Haiku.

I need to update,
but you already knew that.
Patience, grasshopper.

I'll bet you don't know what a haiku is, and it's about time you learnt.

I'm educational!

Memoirs of an Emo Kid.

He peered tragically at his open book of maths sums. Thinking the pages looked only slightly less messed up than his life, he decided he'd fix the latter before working on the sums.

This is Billy.

Of Tea And Wedding Dinners.

The emo kid stares depressingly at his glass of Chinese tea. He has a bleak outlook on life, love, and of course, wedding dinners, which is a shame, because he happens to be at one. All around him, his relatives are acting in accordance to the great Chinese traditions, namely boozing, yelling, and yelling even louder as a result of excessive boozing. He shakes his head in a decidedly despairing manner, and wonders how many dishes have to be served before he can leave. He searches for the by now long forgotten menu underneath the mass of crockery and used napkins. Finally, he finds it, wipes off the spilled sauce, and-- "Crud. It's in Chinese".

He goes back to staring at his tea.

Filler.

I'm "it". Curse you, Cedric. Curse you.

5 things found in your bag
-Pens.
-Notebook.
-Bible.
-Skittles.
-Miscellaneous papers.

5 things found in your purse/wallet
-Cash.
-Photostated IC.
-Multiple calendars.
-Guitar picks.
-Stale receipts.

5 favorite things in your room
-My bed.
-Books.
-Clothes.
-My bass guitar.
-Um.. Me?

5 types of humans There are only two types of humans:
-Me.
-Everyone else.

5 things you've always wanted to do
-Live somewhere else.
-Ignore tags.
-Fly. (..what?)
-Get PMR over and done with.
-See if the Coke and Mentos thing really works.

5 things you're currently into
-Threadless.com
-Laughing at emo and/or goth kids.
-Bass guitar.
-Punctuations.
-You. *wink wink*

5 people you tag
-As I do not believe in the concept of "tag", your question is meaningless and cannot be answered.

Share and Enjoy.

Some people (of a decidedly lower level of intelligence) feel the urge to share their booming techno beats by playing it at full blast from their almost-modified-beyond-recognition-but-not-quite Proton Sagas. Despite what they choose to believe, techno is not a form of community service, and should be kept to themselves.

That's Inappropriate!

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