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The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

It's everything you never needed to know about Vampires and Zombies (and Werewolves, too, apparently)! Is your neighbour a vampire? How do you fight hand-to-hand with a zombie? Are my posts going to get any more random in the near future? The Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency has the answers!

I'm doubtful about that last question, though. Even a society of (clearly) upstanding and intelligent people such as the FVZA can't tell you the answer to that question.