As close as it gets.

I'm in love. The curves. The hourglass figure. The slender neck. The just-so shaped head. And it's all mine.

This is it.

You perverts.

Yeah, I finally got my bass. It's a Fender Jazz Bass, which I found was more versatile as compared to the Precision Bass. It sounds pretty awesome. If my playing sounded out, it'd probably be because of me and not the guitar. Not too shabby Friggin' awesome for a first bass. Yep, this is as close as I'm gonna get to love.

At least for a while.