Oh, right.

I guess now that it's technically already here, Happy Chinese New Year! To all you pasty Chinese kids out there (Fine, all you not-so-pasty Chinese kids too), I hope your family's reunion dinner was a productive evening filled with much laughter (at you), condescending aunts, and communal boozing. May your red, bite-sized packets of happiness be filled with many, many red bills, and God-willing, purple ones.